Quotes of the Day Part 1: Day 8

Scout Association United Kingdom

9th Huddersfield Scout Group

(aka Crossland Scout Group)

Humorous Camping Terms

(Used in the United Kingdom (UK))

Term #1: Altar Fire:

A fire place

(aka Campfire Ring or Bed)

Made of half a Oil Drum with 4 Legs

Drum is Raised off the ground;

Term #2: Bedtime:

Instruction by Scout Leaders to...

Tell the Scouts to Go to Tents and...

Make as much Noise as Possible...

which Lasts for at least 4 Hours!

-or-

A Opportunity to Play the game...

"Sneak out of Tent without...

being Caught by a Scout Leader!";

Term #3: Cool-box

(aka Cooler):

A Box that is Designed to Keep...

Perishable food Cool for Extended...

periods of Time but usually Fails within...

the First day or so! Potentially wildlife-

proof!;

Term #4: Fire:

A thing for Scouts to Play with...

in an Obsessive manner that usually ends...

with at least 1 Scout getting a Minor...

Injury but Bad enough to Freak...

out the Mom's at the End of...

the Campout!;

Term #5: Free Time:

An Opportunity to Eat sweets, run...

Around, go Crazy, and in general...

Try to get a Scout Leader as...

Annoyed as Possible!;

United Kingdom Humor:

Tater Types

(Tater=Person -or-

Potato):

Tater Type 1:

"Spec Taters":

Those who are Never motivated to...

Participate, but are Content with Watching...

Others do the Work!;

Tater Type 2:

"Comment Taters":

Those who Never do Anything to...

Help, but are extremely Gifted at finding...

Fault with the way Others do...

the Work!;

Tater Type 3:

"Dic Taters":

Those who are very Bossy and like...

to Tell others What to Do, but...

Don't want to Soil their Own Hands!;

Tater Type 4:

"Agie Taters":

Those who are Always looking to cause...

Problems by Asking others to Agree with...

Them with it either being...

"Too Hot"

-or-

"Too Cold"

and

"Too Sour"

-or-

"Too Sweet";

Tater Type 5:

"Hezzle Taters":

Those who Say they will Help, but...

Somehow just Never get Around to...

actually Doing the Promised help!;

Tater Type 6:

"Emma Taters":

Those who Put up a Front and Pretend to...

be Someone they are Not!;

Tater Type 7:

"Sweet Po Taters":

Those who Love others and Do what they Say...

they Will! They are Always Prepared to Stop whatever...

there Doing and Lend a Helping Hand and...

bring Real sunshine Into the...

Lives of Others!;