Friday 27 July 2012

Quotes of the Day Part 1: Day 7

A Scouter Is:

Characteristic #1:
A Scouter is a Person who,...
Week after Week, Month after Month,...
Provides Fun, Adventure Challenge, and...
Learning for our Active Children;

Characteristic #2:
A Scouter Hurries Home, eats a...
Quick Meal, puts on the Uniform while...
Answering the Phone 5 times, and...
Arrives Smiling to Meet the Youngsters,...
all in 30 Minutes;

Characteristic #3:
A Scouter Gives up Weekends and...
Home Comforts to Teach Children about...
Woodcraft, Nature, and Camaraderie;

Characteristics #4:
A Scouter is Somebody who can...
Put up a Tent in the Rain and Dark,...
Find Lost Boots, Dry Wet Bedding,...
Handle Asthma, Blisters, Homesickness,...
and Children's Excitement on 4 Hours...
of Sleep, and Go Home Talking...
About the Next Camp;

Characteristic #5:
A Scouter is a Person who Waits in the...
Cold with the Last Kid, whose...
Parent Forgot the Time;

Characteristic #6:
A Scouter Attends Meetings to Learn...
and plan, has a Expandable Basement,...
and a Head Full of Ideas;

Characteristic #7:
A Scouter can Lead a Song, Teach a Skill,...
Play a Game, Perform a Ceremony,...
Listen to a Child, and...
Say a Prayer;

Characteristic #8:
A Scouter willingly Fills the Gap so...
That a Child will not be Let Down;

Characteristic #9:
A Scouter is Committed, Caring, Hardworking,...
Sturdy, Strong, Reliable with a Wealth of...
Knowledge, a Store of Skills, and...
a Heart of Gold;

Characteristic #10:
A Scouter gets little Spoken Thanks, but...
Knows the Spirit is Passed on;



16 Steps to Build a Campfire:

Step #1:
Split Dead Limb into Fragments and...
Shave on Fragment in Slivers!

Step #2:
Bandage Left Thumb!

Step #3:
Chop other Fragments into...
Smaller Fragments!

Step #4:
Bandage Left Foot!

Step #5:
Make Structure of Slivers (Include...
those embedded in hand)!

Step #6:
Light Match!

Step #7:
Light Match!

Step #8:
Repeat "A Scout is Cheerful!"
and Light Match!

Step #9:
Apply Match to Slivers, add Wood Fragments,...
and Blow Gently into Base of the Fire!

Step #10:
Apply Burn Ointment to Nose!

Step #11:
When Fire is Burning,...
Collect more Wood!

Step #12:
Upon Discovering that the Fire has...
Gone Out while Out Searching for...
More wood, Soak Wood from Can...
Labeled "Kerosene"!

Step #13:
Treat Face and Arms for... 
Second-Degree Burns!

Step #14:
Relabeled can to read "Gasoline."!

Step #15:
When Fire is Burning well,
Add all Remaining Firewood!

Step #16:
When Thunder Storm has...
Passed, Repeat Steps!

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