Thursday 2 August 2012

Quotes of the Day Part 1: Day 8

Scout Association United Kingdom
9th Huddersfield Scout Group
(aka Crossland Scout Group)

Humorous Camping Terms
(Used in the United Kingdom (UK))

Term #1: Altar Fire:
A fire place
(aka Campfire Ring or Bed)
Made of half a Oil Drum with 4 Legs
Drum is Raised off the ground;

Term #2: Bedtime:
Instruction by Scout Leaders to...
Tell the Scouts to Go to Tents and...
Make as much Noise as Possible...
which Lasts for at least 4 Hours!
-or-
A Opportunity to Play the game...
"Sneak out of Tent without...
being Caught by a Scout Leader!";

Term #3: Cool-box
(aka Cooler):
A Box that is Designed to Keep...
Perishable food Cool for Extended...
periods of Time but usually Fails within...
the First day or so! Potentially wildlife-
proof!;

Term #4: Fire:
A thing for Scouts to Play with...
in an Obsessive manner that usually ends...
with at least 1 Scout getting a Minor...
Injury but Bad enough to Freak...
out the Mom's at the End of...
the Campout!;

Term #5: Free Time:
An Opportunity to Eat sweets, run...
Around, go Crazy, and in general...
Try to get a Scout Leader as...
Annoyed as Possible!;



United Kingdom Humor:
Tater Types
(Tater=Person -or-
Potato):

Tater Type 1:
"Spec Taters":
Those who are Never motivated to...
Participate, but are Content with Watching...
Others do the Work!;

Tater Type 2:
"Comment Taters":
Those who Never do Anything to...
Help, but are extremely Gifted at finding...
Fault with the way Others do...
the Work!;

Tater Type 3:
"Dic Taters":
Those who are very Bossy and like...
to Tell others What to Do, but...
Don't want to Soil their Own Hands!;

Tater Type 4:
"Agie Taters":
Those who are Always looking to cause...
Problems by Asking others to Agree with...
Them with it either being...
"Too Hot"
-or-
"Too Cold"
and
"Too Sour"
-or-
"Too Sweet";

Tater Type 5:
"Hezzle Taters":
Those who Say they will Help, but...
Somehow just Never get Around to...
actually Doing the Promised help!;

Tater Type 6:
"Emma Taters":
Those who Put up a Front and Pretend to...
be Someone they are Not!;

Tater Type 7:
"Sweet Po Taters":
Those who Love others and Do what they Say...
they Will! They are Always Prepared to Stop whatever...
there Doing and Lend a Helping Hand and...
bring Real sunshine Into the...
Lives of Others!;

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